I wish you were a door so I could bang you all
day long, baby.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the
hell outta me.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to
heaven?
Are those real?
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
further for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck
itself, baby...
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
My name is Austin... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have
you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth,
I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why,
don't you like pizza?