>>>>+15°C / 59°F This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
>>>>+10°C / 50°F The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
>>>>+5°C / 41°F Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
>>>>0°C / 32°F Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
>>>>-5°C / 23°F People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.
>>>>-10°C / 14°F The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
>>>>-20°C / -4°F The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
>>>>-30°C / -22°F People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
>>>>-40°C / -40°F Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
>>>>-50°C / -58°F > Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
>>>>-70°C / -94°F The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
>>>>-183°C / -297.4°F Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
>>>>-273°C / -459.4°F ALL atom-based movent halts. The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."
>>>>-300°C / -508°F Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
>>>>+10°C / 50°F The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
>>>>+5°C / 41°F Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
>>>>0°C / 32°F Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
>>>>-5°C / 23°F People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.
>>>>-10°C / 14°F The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
>>>>-20°C / -4°F The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
>>>>-30°C / -22°F People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
>>>>-40°C / -40°F Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
>>>>-50°C / -58°F > Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
>>>>-70°C / -94°F The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
>>>>-183°C / -297.4°F Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
>>>>-273°C / -459.4°F ALL atom-based movent halts. The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."
>>>>-300°C / -508°F Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
