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Kommunisme kveler folks ønske om å gå ut å være produktiv.
Virkelig interesant å studere Sovietisk kultur. Eksempel:
"Nisin" er et russisk ord som bety "den som bærer" Og det ble til pga kulturen i soviet unionen om at alle stjal fra arbeidsplassen.
Enig, mye interessant å lære fra den kulturen. Her er noen kule vitser som visstnok var vanlige blant befolkningen i Soviet:
- "we pretend to work, they pretend to pay"
- "A new arrival to Gulag is asked: "What were you given 10 years for?" – "For nothing!" – "Don't lie to us here, now! Everybody knows 'for nothing' is 3 years.""
- "Q: Is it true that the Soviet Union is the most progressive country in the world?
A: Of course! Life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow!"
- "Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes. "Who sneezed?" Silence. "First row! On your feet! Shoot them!" They are shot, and he asks again, "Who sneezed, Comrades?" No answer. "Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!" They are shot too. "Well, who sneezed?" At last a sobbing cry resounds in the Congress Hall, "It was me! Me!" Stalin says, "Bless you, Comrade!" and resumes his speech."
- "What happens if Soviet socialism comes to Saudi Arabia? First five years, nothing; then a shortage of oil."
- "A frightened man came to the KGB. "My talking parrot has disappeared." "That's not the kind of case we handle. Go to the criminal police." 'Excuse me, of course I know that I must go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with the parrot."
- "Q: How do you deal with mice in the Kremlin?
A: Put up a sign saying "collective farm". Then half the mice will starve, and the rest will run away."