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Deezire's Avatar
Denne er litt morsom

"If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines"

UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on...

Mac Airlines
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Air
Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.

Linux Air
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"

"Kilde":http://www.gamedev.net/reference/art...rticle1015.asp
Old, men morsom...
med fruktkjøtt.
Tias's Avatar
Crew
Roflmao, denne likte jeg. Takk for dagens underholdning
hehe, et par små forslag til endringer:

windows air:
every now and then planes drop from the sky, or just explodes in mid-air for no appaerent reason, but any idiot can takeoff and land it (as long as it does not explode or suddenly drop from the sky) Blackboxes are either non-existent or totally obsolete models.

linux air:
theres a zillion different airplanes to choose from, some going faster, some slower, some NEVER drop from the sky, but are harder to pilot, some are almost as easy to pilot as windows air's planes, but also occationally crash. However the blackbox is better than on windows', so the faulty system is usually found and fixed quickly by the passengers who want to stay alive...
ओम नमो नारायण
Dodecha's Avatar
DonorCrew
Genialt..
Disse var i Lær red hat linux 5.2 boka som jeg kjøpte når jeg bestemte meg for å hive meg over linux en gang i tiden (mimre)

Angående windows NT air, så tror jeg det var noe om at
"før NT kom ut skulle det kunne fly uendelig langt med lite bensin, lande på et område på størrelse med et frimerke.
Men når de kom ut viste det seg at de måtte ha verdens største rullebane"
Sist endret av Dodecha; 13. mai 2004 kl. 16:03.
Blir vel riktig å påpeke at en evt. flyreise med Unix vil foregå i et gammelt men robust fly. Flyet oppgraderes og klargjøres mens det er i lufta.