Er vel flere enn meg som digger sweete hip hop punchlines, og siden jeg ikke fant noen tråd om dette tenkte jeg å starte en sjæl.

For å gi noen eksempler:

"If you battle L you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread, you can’t kill me I was born dead", Big L - "Put It On"

"I’m livin' up to my extortion image
I be stalkin' Lennox, catchin' more bodies than abortion clinics", Big L - "Devils Son"

"They put a price on my head, I asked 'em how much it was
Told 'em find the guy who put the hit, and I'll double it up", Celph Titled - "Mad Ammo"

"When I blaze gets me oh so higher
Burn more white widow smoke than an old folks home on fire", Celph Titled - "Godzilla"

"I used to be label mates with Shaquille O'Neal
Now I get my dick sucked in the Batmobile", R.A. The Rugged Man - "Bottom Feeders"

"You prayed for me and I came, how far you niggas wanna push me?
I'm leaving the crowds happy like OJ Simpson when he got his first white pussy", Chino XL - "Riiiot"

"I erupt like a bomb, so give up the baton
I'll slap you after bustin' a fuckin' nut in my palm", Hopsin -"Sag My Pants"

"I ain't know he fucked with more dope than B.G.
Plus a nigga sipped more syrup than Pimp C", 50 Cent - "So Disrespectful"

"Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms", Eminem, "Bad Meets Evil"

"You know why my hands are so numb?
Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum", Bizarre - "Fight Music"

Var disse jeg kom på i farta, men er jo MANGE, så bare og poste.

"Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees" - Xzibit "Bitch Please 2"

"They've got money for war, but can't feed the poor" - 2pac

"I jerk off inside books and give life to words,
leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard" - Immortal Technique

"When these streets keep callin', heard it when I was sleep
That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef
Started cockin' up my weapon, slowly loadin' up this ammo" - Nas "Ether" diss av Jay-Z

(Hele Ether består egentlig bare av punchlines)

"Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!" -Eminem

Det var alt jeg kom på for nå, kommer nok på mer mtp alt det fete som finnes!

"Your crew is featherweight, my gunshots'll make you levitate", Prodigy - "Shook Ones Pt. 2"

Fet tråd! Her er noen av mine favoritter

"My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic.
I have a disease and they don't know what to call it,
better hide your wallet, cuz im coming up quick to strip your cash
bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass!" Eminem - Just don't give a fuck.

"Ey yo what up its
the crew that's bringing ruckus
no doubt we the ruffest
dream team reign supreme
like a cutlass get duckets the dough
can't touch the flow!" - DAS EFX - REAL HIP HOP

"Biggie Smalls for mayor, the rap slayer, the hooker layer, motherfucker save your prayers,
hail mary full of grace.. smack a bitch in the face! Take her Gucci-bag and her North Face of her back,
jab her if she act, funny with the money oh you got me mistaken honey, I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper!" - Biggie Smalls / NOTORIOUS B.I.G - Dead Wrong

"I stopped hanging around Y'all, cause niggaz like you,
be praying on my downfall, hopin I flop, hopin I stop, you probably even hope I get locked, or be on the street corner with a pipe smoking a rock!" BIG L - 98 Freestyle

"Dead in the middle of little Italy little did we know that we riddle to middlemen who didnt do diddily" Big Pun - Twinz (Deep Cover 98)

Noen få

''Line by line my rhymes revealin' what's inside of me
Nothing to be proud of but at least I get it outta me'' - E Dubble - Tired

''A real nigga don't brag about being real as long as he knows it
And his future doesn't seem hopeless
A real nigga stays out of jail, handles shit, and he keeps focused'' - Hopsin - Ill Mind of Hopsin 5

den jeg kom på nå

"So what's the difference between us? We can start at the penis
Or we can scream, "I Just Don't Give a Fuck," and see who means it!"

Dr. Dre - "What's The Difference" (feat. Eminem, Phish, Xzibit)

Eminem, siste verset.

“taua for blotting på myrengård, man jeg skal ikke ta mere syre i år.”

hvem er dette fra? og hvilken låt?

Vågsbygd Handy - Strålepistol

I crystalize my rhymes so you can sniff it. -Inspectah Deck (Wu Tang)

Rappinin is what's happening. Keep the pockets stacked and then, hands clapping and At the party when I move my body. Gotta get up, and be somebody! -ODB (Old dirty bastard , Wu Tang)

We drove expensive whips and took world-wide trips and my dick's been sucked by the finest lips. -RZA (Wu tang)

Wu Tang har vanvittig mye bra! Hørt på de siden barndommen

-Var på sjelevandring og fant en rasteplass, begynte å kaste glass og mekke tjall på dass.

-Er et totalsvin, æresmedlem i mitt lokale kannibalteam. Vekker zombier i bedehus før vi sjangler ut i discofeber rus.


-Mens du er en dust som tviler, kjører vi rundt i rustne biler og pusher Sobriler, og russiske missiler.

Vågsbygd Handy - Discofeber

-Begynner å bli lei av slott og drager, men fikk høre at soppen varer i åtte dager
Vågsbygd Handy - Flimmerhårparykk

The Insects - 71st and Allisonville
Just because it's written down don't mean you gotta believe it
They can never take the right to think for yourself
Do what you will, stand up, take the pill
Push hard or stand there, do nothing
Do something, reach out
Branch up, speak up, speak out
Plant seeds, step up and get stepped on

Charles Hamilton - SunBathing
Rap is faggot-bashing and stabbing a bastard for acting as if his actions are badder than the master

Charles Hamilton - Larry King Live
Niggas snitch on themselves when they be rapping
Helpless to imagine the shells that they be packing.
Tell you they will blast your melon back into the 70s
Blast you back to the matter, send you to hell in a casket
With such lies and irrelevant facts, does it matter if the president is black?
That.. Is why I'm more concerned to see if the president is wack.

Qwel - $19.99 Ad
Consumed in this room, I assume soon the blood will spill
From the womb to the tomb in minutes and only cost a coulpe bills
I guess you love me enough to kill, still, why'd it have to be, me
and why you mad at me? Why did I die a casualty so casually it's sad to see
You could've had your seed, instead you had them bleed for greed

Wait in line for your place in heaven, my mother paid for mine
With chump change, the diapers rashioned for fashioned fast humps
Exchanged with vipers asking for carcasses in trash dumps
Garbage bin spin on the fetus price, I cried in your skin, mom
I'm your Jesus Christ, look, I died for your sins

QuESt - The Fear La Fail
First of; fuck your swag, fuck the name and any fame you had
Fuck the views on your youtube page
And the facebook likes that got you gas
Real rap my nigga, real bars, wanna keep cool, real hard
Rap is like white women back in the day
Ain't one nigga that can feel y'all

Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin."
RiFF RAFF <3

"Woke up quick at about noon,just thougt that i had too be in Compton soon,
gotta get drunk before the day begins,and my mother start bitching about my friends"

-Eazy E Cruising


"Stop.....Drop, shut them down, open up shop ..oooohhh...nooooo thats how ruff ryders roooll"

-Dmx Ruff Ryders anthem


"Å leve livet ekke lengre va det pleide å være,har rota allting til, er det på tide å lære,av mine feil men jeg gjentar dem,jeg veit jeg burda venta men, støtten fra ett forhold ekke mer før jeg har sendt a hjem,å skutt meg sjæl i foten så om kort tid må jeg stenge,tanker og problemer får mitt hodet til å sprenge"

"Skinner sola en dag,du veit jeg nyter den, setter du grenser for meg du veit jeg bryter dem"

-Dansken (K.I.K) Alt som ikke dreper

"I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy"

Åpningen på siste single til 2pac. For mange rebelske tenåringer på midten av 90 tallet har låtene hans nærmest nostalgisk betydning

I’m buzzin’ like a killer bee
Trained in artillery
Precision word bombing
Pick the victim and I’ll finish he

Hi res
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSl_y1-t4ek

"I'm a let you know who the best by the hour
You're like Rosie O'Donell at a bisexual bridal shower" - Eli Porter

For ikke å glemme: "This dude need to stay in the shade ain't no wonder why he came out he already in the gay parade"

Eli <3 Faktisk så er den linen der sykt bra.

I'm like bustin' inside a rubber, I come strapped.
-Vinnie Paz Crime Library

Drug supplyin' and hold the iron like hemoglobin.
-Vinnie Paz Problem Solver

I Cold Crush your Brother like Grandmaster Caz.
Paz work with the .45 like Lakim Shabazz.
-Esoteric Battle Hymn

Jeg har en ganske ensformig musikksmak

"you ain't a leader what, nobody followed you.
You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" -Big L 98 Freestyle

"So yeah, I sampled your voice, you was using it wrong;
You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song" Jay Z Takeover

"I write knockout songs, you spit punchlines for money" Big Boi Daddy fat sax

Rich Man's World - Immortal Technique

"Thinking about taking my own life
I might as well
cept they might not sell weed in hell"

Onyx-last dayz

"Been known as a lunatic, trench coat with an uzi clip
Y'all saying he taking it too far, if I wanna cross the line I'd sniff coke right off a crucifix (bars)", Mage Mortician - "Nose Candy"

Dette er bars det!

Jupp, sure is

"Shumalumadumalumashmalumaduma even when I ain't saying shit
Got AK word play might put a pause in you life just like a comma bitch"
Killer Mike - Go!

hvis noen gidder å spille inn noe av dette er det akkurat midt i blinken for typen rap samples jeg putter i låtene mine! gjerne på norsk

"You said you had your own clothing line but that was just a wire strung up in your backyard for your clothes to dry" Celph Titled - "Get Stupid"

Street Light - Beef

"THUNDER
They wanna block my rain/reign.
But an umbrella can't change weather or stop the king.
Yall skate on thin ice. I serve, chop and dice like Wolfgang PUCK.
My FLOW/FLOOR colder than a hockey rink."

Doble meninger, anyone? :P

Fuck Batman and Robin, I'm robbin with a bat, man.

"Cause I hate you, do you hate me?
Good, cause you're so fuckin beautiful when you're angry!
It makes me, wanna just take you and just throw you,
On the bed and fuck you like I don't even know you!" - Eminem - Love you More

"Æ klore dæ til blods med en stompnegl
du e en dom fæggit som får ansiktsløftning med en pomphagl!" - Grotæsk med Tungtvann og Badspit - Nordlandsbanen

Har æ den ære gjør æ det gjerne,
Gjør klar en snæne næne,
Hodet, skuldra, knærne, tærne,
Lika du det hær? Tenk dæ mæ med hjerne!

Du si dæven steike
Dæven han jævelen der han har feite
Kom igjen, selv djevelen han veit det
SINNSYK
Og kvær jævla jævel han veit det! - Jørg-1 i Tungtvann - Sinnsyk
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